This is for the sole purpose of getting some.. well... "points". I really pissed off my not so much girlfriend. So, I quickly ripped off Red House and re-wrote the lyrics, complete with cheesy MIDI drums and whatnot. It's a bit gay, but whatever...

Oh, and the fucking computer kept locking up on me, so by the time I got to go through the entire song for vocals, I was on like take 20 and my voice was totally shot. Whatever!

Hopefully it will serve its purpose.

http://snd.sc/ljEmrB

Sounds like any number of the old fart blues bands that populate local bars on weekdays. I actually didn't mind the drums at all.

Mission Accomplished!

I've got "blueslawyer@gmail.com" registered, if you wanna buy it cheap :)

Ha! Yeah, if only I was a lawyer, I could afford the outrageous prices on vintage gear.

That's the key to white boy blues man, you need a pre-CBS strat to hang on the wall and a Suhr for jam night. Don't forget the matching boutique 18w combo and a Klon Centaur or at the very least a Timmy OD. Then you're ready for some authentic way down in the delta blues.

So is the actual title "Gay Blues"?

No. Not at all.

That's good. Anything non-traditional is generally frowned upon by Blues purists and Blues lawyers alike.

Those Cochrane Timmy pedals are great. Very "hip" right now, but for my money more versatile than a tubescreamer.