I think the internet stoner rock community needs to return to its former glory and I don’t think stoner rock lives is the place to do it. Too many sad misanthropes and fart-sniffers with no actual interests outside of complaining about life and shitting all over each other (in the non-sexy-sense).

JJ’s blog is, in my opinion, the best of its kind and yet still under the radar enough that we don’t have to worry about whatever 2015’s version of Clutch fans are (which I suspect are more know-it-all hipsters with ironic battle vests vs backward ballcap bros) inundating it. Facebook isn’t cutting it, exactly. I mean it has its moments but then your cousin or co-worker jumps in who doesn’t get the references, doesn’t know what a fruitpusher is, or gay roofers, and fucks it all up. So what I’m saying is that he’s provided us here with some fertile ground that we’re leaving to the weeds. Which makes as assholes. Blame Danno all you want but we’re the ones who didn’t pick up the slack. Why, because of a URL?

So I ask that we all set aside most of our petty differences, besides the most entertaining ones, and start posting here more often. Make the effort. We’re older and wiser now. More discerning. But we still miss those days and don’t act like you don’t. We can do it again, maybe BETTER even. We just need to try.

/ SL3K

I'm on board. Let's talk about GODFLESH and SWANS, please.

Also let's needlessly speculate about why EyeHateGod just canceled their short east coast tour. The speculation about it on FB reminded me of the thread around 10 years ago where people were wondering where the fuck Mike was after Katrina hit and no one could find him for weeks.

Also, Ecstatic Vision rules.

See? That right there is fodder for like three awesome threads. That would each eventually devolve into online punching matches -- but in the most entertaining of ways.

There's a lot of young blood out there, too. Social mediae are useful, but limiting. Longform content still rules the roost.

We have a huge bunch of kitchen cabinets that were taken out of a house for a remodel our kitchen isn't big enough to use them all.

I'll do it if someone will dig up the original gay roofers story and remind me what the hell it was. Not suprisingly, much of the early SR.com days are a haze to me.

See, I'm having trouble remembering. And I was the unofficial SR-COM historian for a spell. But I thought it had something to do with oMind, and that metalzone dude, doing roofer work together.

But I mean the specifics don't matter. We can create new catchphrases and run-on gags and inside baseball shit for THE NEW GENERATION.

I mean Jesus fuck, Donald Trump is running the most surreal presidential campaign in the history of US politics AND WE'RE NOT ARGUING WITH HORNS ABOUT IT.

If anyone has a photo of Rudy Sarzo licking his bass I would love to see it.

Also I don't even want to think about how many people from Stonerrock.com are now dead.

Or maybe we're ALL dead and this is purgatory. Stoner rock purgatory.

Fine, I'm in! The other place put me to sleep, haven't been there in a while, and the amount of non-twisted people I have on fb prevents me from posting too much lewd shit. Let's go.

Wait, does Bolthrow exist in this universe? How about females? Is this where HORNS ended up? headcount plz

I don't even listen to this crap anymore, but far be it from me to turn up my nose at supporting fruitpushers, errrr, stoner rock. What is a fruitpusher? Did I just out myself as a square? Also, what the fuck is this place and why so many threads about kitchen cabinets? Is this going to be a waste of my time? Ugh. Love you guys!

I Scree, You Scree, We all Scree for SCREE!

but really i am just having a hard time saving up for 2 million gold in Clash of Clans people keep attacking me and taking 200k at a time... that is my problem now... not beards.

How in the world could this be a waste of anybodies time?

I confess. Til this day I have no idea what the gay roofers thing is about. I can however discuss Sweet Heather's meat curtains til the cows come home.

also the clique trolls from the other site will just come here and take a big steaming difficult brown dump on this party. I think I'll just hang for a beer or two and then move on. I believe they have Priest guarding and peeing on the door, as soon as he sees us posting he's gonna get the rest of em.

Mother Fuck you traitors.


We have our own personal SLEEP show Saturday 09/12 in ABQ and you Facebook Communist Traitors are welcome unless you are too busy disco dancing to Sludgelord's Cash Cow Funk Band.

I will introduce you to my close personal friend Matt Pike.

fuck that noise, here's me and Pike having coffee



I remember fruitpusher, espresso machine, stoner rock world tour and a bunch of others, but I can't grasp gay roofers either

picdroppin' ®

beats namedropping any day

right up there with being dunked on by Dong

I'll be making an appearance here too

Day Of The Shred 2015
Thief presents
Sunday, November 1, 2015 from 2:00 PM to 11:30 PM (PST)
Santa Ana, CA

I'm trying to relive my swinging early 40's again, through StonerRock Fests.

by the by, I'm gonna' be watching this fortitude of stupidity:

I can't wait for that movie. Looks like a blast.

Okay. I got a new password.
It is: GayRoofButtsecks666
Have fun with my screen name.