This album is a MASTERPIECE.

http://www.metal-temple.com/site/catalo ... livion.htm

TOP 5 DOOM OVER THE PAST DECADE.

C'mon really, TOP 5 of the last decade?

weak troll is weak. You're obviously putting up this up for the lulz, but it's probably not the type of laughing you want in this situation. Unless, you like being a victim. If so then, carry on wayward son; carry on.

Name your top 5 best traditional doom albums of the last decade. No stoner/down tuned/buzz saw doom either.

1. Not Altar Of Oblivion
2. Not Altar Of Oblivion
3. Not Altar Of Oblivion
4. Not Altar Of Oblivion
5. Not Altar Of Oblivion

You can't actually expect a serious answer after issuing an ultimatum like you did, can you? I might technically be a n00b here but you're just acting like a little kid with that last post. Did you kick up sand when you typed it? I thought I got some in my eye while reading it but that could just be the smoke I'm exhaling.

I don't even dislike them, it's just not as awesome as you're making it out to be. If I started my own thread with the amount of hyperbole you did I'd be expecting nothing less than what you're getting in this thread. Feel free to continue though, as you can tell I'm mildly entertained. I'd like too see you have a full tard meltdown but I might be asking a bit too much of your comedic ability.

Weak cop out, next?

There, see what I mean? Boring, puerile genre purism. All that pigeonholing has nothing to do with love for music.

Anyway, a top 5 with at least two Candlemass albums filled out with some Orodruin, Wall Of Sleep, Pentagram, The Wounded Kings, Count Raven, The Gates Of Slumber, Cathedral and Orchid wouldn't leave much room for your mediocre band.

Of course the best doom album of the last decade is 40 Watt Sun's The Inside Room, but they're probably not 'traditional' enough for you. Not that I care about that. I'm in it for the music.

Must be lonely, a pissing contest on your own.

I love hyperbole. I get it, you're trying to do your bands right. Just don't get butt hurt when you get called out for making hyperbolic statements, so the whole "You're not into Doom if you don't like this" I understood.

Best Doom Album of the past decade? Come on man. Now you're just being lazy.

I think the most irritating thing is NOT the hyperbole, for me at least. It's as others have pointed out is your fucking genre humping. We get it, Professor Metal, you can tell the difference between Traditional Doom and Stoner Doom. Congrats.

This isn't beer, man. There aren't a certain set of criteria that pushes a song from one form of doom to the other. To be honest, I'm not even completely sure what kind of music the Obelisk talks about. Play Astra and Krallice together and tell me they are similar in anyway. Take the two latest Ice Dragon albums, miles apart in style and it's the same fucking band! So fuck genres.

Also, people disagreeing with you isn't drama. It's you being butthurt. It's a shame that you could've spent all that energy actually promoting your band, instead of getting involved in stupid internet gain saying.

I agree with 40 Watt Sun, they're in my top 5.

Hyperbole is the hip thing to say here...You sound to angry to bother replying to.

You're not even into Doom Metal if you don't agree with the rest ;-p

You're right, I'm not. :)

Damn, I'm good!

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There are basically love / hate reviews of the album. That's what we're hoping for.

i could give a shit about the review, however, you posted your same review (word for word) in the comments.
Since no one there really called you on it, does it mean you weren't "joking" that time , just here?

I'm starting to get confused.

Every time you post, the likelihood of me buying something from your label decreases.

learn to edit quotes.
i never said anything of the sort.

Oh, right. Not sure how that happened. I wouldn't want to confuse you with this clown.

haha, no worries.

Yeah, isn't this guy a label guy? Most posts designed to push towards "his" music? Worthy of the banhammer perhaps?