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Author:  dong ytown [ Thu Nov 21, 2013 12:01 am ]
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I had the best day of my life today, as I posted on facebook...

was reminded today of the best day and worst day of my life, which was the same day, I wrote about this girl on the old board after this happened, the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, now I remember her up close in the dark, that face, told my friends who were in from Vegas about her and how I dogged her because I didn't get her joke, taken aback that night, just a reaction, it was very convincing and I was deflated, and she liked me, how many strippers are up on that table face on, straight at me. 5 feet away just casual advertising around that platform by the bar giving me long steady looks, no swinging on the pole or anything dumb, mine only, all. fully. I broke her heart. went off crying and never came back out, everyone blamed me after I said what, like I needed to feel worse, friends said her joke was probably an act and I believed them but she didn't come out again. same way it was brought back to my memory now. maybe it wasn't an act, either way I was not cool. I beat myself to death over it like never before or since until consoled I'd have to wait 7, 8, 9 years for another chance which I knew I'd wait happily, I was excited, they told me so I was cool about waiting. greatest then, greatest now, I was thrown off. it was new to me. the cutest thing ever, damn, but I see it now. all. finally something in my life works out. I get my chance. I can say I'm sorry. never been more sorry. I can't go back and fix it, not like she's available either now. the one and only. the best ever in every way, haunted me forever. I was going to college and knew they don't just come like that often, at all. I knew there was a person inside there. my woman's all grown up now.

Author:  dong ytown [ Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:24 am ]
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a week later that was taken care of, no more, after 8 months? just like that. some people don't know who they're fucking with, and now they never happened. oh well, we'll keep on truckin though, you best stay out of the way. you're out of moves now, and existence. sad for your kids, no I'm not.

Author:  RalphSnart [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:47 am ]
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I was walking home from the bar at like 1am and I saw this girl staggering around by Smith College. Nobody else on the street. She had shorts, sweatshirt with the hood up, bare feet and oddly what looked to be a heavy tool belt around her waist. She was obviously extremely drunk or mentally ill, or possibly both, walking backwards, stopping occasionally and retreating a few steps. I passed by her and she didn't react at all, but once I was about fifty yards further down the sidewalk I heard her hissing and growling like an animal. I'm not sure if it was directed at me or if it was drunk frustration, like she maybe dropped some of those tools out of her awesome tool belt while she was swaying her way down Elm Street. It actually sounded uncannily like the Predator in the first movie...kind of a clicking, almost insectile noise. A growl from way down deep.

Author:  Dylan Thomas [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:53 am ]
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Is this now the "blog like dong" thread?

Author:  RalphSnart [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:17 pm ]
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I think back in the day I made a topic for just me and Dong to talk bullshit. This one will do in a pinch. I figured you would say I should have gave that chick your respite number, since she may have been in crisis. Possibly just a fashion crisis, but a crisis nonetheless.

Author:  Dylan Thomas [ Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:09 am ]
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You really think that I want to deal with that? Sounds like a hot mess duder...

Author:  dong ytown [ Sat May 16, 2015 12:34 am ]
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Never mix business and family, unless it's a family business.

Author:  dong ytown [ Sat Jun 20, 2015 3:57 pm ]
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Why they starting threads about me on the other board, aint no one on earth gonna read it, none of them exist anywhere, in any city. Scumbags. Lame as fuck for all eternity, no one knows about that board or cares.

Author:  priest [ Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:33 pm ]
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hi dong!

Author:  dong ytown [ Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:39 pm ]
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Who are you? Oh yeah, no one.

Call a fucking broker, quit being all mad at me because you're denied, troll.

Author:  priest [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 1:28 pm ]
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oh, come on donger. don't be that way

Author:  dong ytown [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 5:21 pm ]
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You mad bro?

Author:  priest [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 11:22 pm ]
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mad about the donger!

Author:  dong ytown [ Fri Oct 23, 2015 4:02 pm ]
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Sleestak is finished and is clear about this now. If he wants worse, any fucking time, it will get worse, but he learned his lesson, with witnesses.

Author:  HeavyEar [ Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:42 am ]
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The sweet science

Author:  slevin [ Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:08 am ]
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As a note, going forward, if you reply to a spam post, it's going to be deleted. The FAQ has been updated to reflect this.

It's tiring to see these topics clutter up the board, and frankly, there are only so many jokes you can make about cabinets.

Author:  dutch gus [ Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:43 pm ]
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How many is that?

Author:  RacerX [ Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:05 pm ]
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dutch gus wrote:
How many is that?


4x12.

Author:  libertycaps [ Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:39 pm ]
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Dumb ass shit is boring. Thanks, admin.

Author:  RacerX [ Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:42 pm ]
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libertycaps wrote:
Dumb ass shit is boring. Thanks, admin.


Yes, thanks!

Now if you could please work on the libertycaps problem, that would be great.

Author:  Jor el [ Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:55 pm ]
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When is Christmas Break over ?

Author:  slevin [ Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:31 am ]
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Bump. This has been updated with the new registration process.

Author:  h.p. taskmaster [ Sun May 15, 2016 7:25 pm ]
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slevin wrote:
Bump. This has been updated with the new registration process.


There's a new registration process?

Author:  slevin [ Tue May 17, 2016 8:58 am ]
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Yeah. Users are now approved before they can post. Read the last part of the FAQ, come on man.

It has cut down on spambot activity significantly.

Author:  MadJohnShaft [ Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:40 am ]
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What ID do I use for the ATH discount?

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