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 Post subject: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:03 pm 

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...and within five minutes I clogged the toilet.

So I called Housekeeping but it routed to the Front Desk and was answered by the cute registration girl who just checked me.

She said, "Of course I'll send a plunger right up, Mr. Truly" but I could hear in her voice, "Jesus H. Christ, you barely just left the elevator and you're already honking a dirt snake? And just what the hell have you been eating -- glue??!!"

Yaaayy!! I'm proud of me!!


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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:07 pm 

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2 girls 1 cup comes to mind for some strange reason..

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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:16 pm 
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i bet you could totally get the reception girl now.


totally.


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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:17 pm 
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pics or it didn't happen.


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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:18 pm 

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seriously..she would probably be into crapping on your chest..

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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:22 pm 

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But I had premature crapulation!


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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:29 pm 

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hit the bar for the sunday night game..i bet you get laid.

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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:35 pm 

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I'm having room service and going to bed.


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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:39 pm 

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Location: Ontario , Canada
Pics please.


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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:41 pm 

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nice..room service. is that code for bridget is stopping by..

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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:43 pm 
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I thought "room service" was code for tyranny hooker shits on bolt's chest.


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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:48 pm 

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GodShifter wrote:
I thought "room service" was code for tyranny hooker shits on bolt's chest.


this is why I need pics.


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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:04 pm 

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How ya like me now, Obelisk???!!


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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:25 pm 
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Please keep your AIDS out west.
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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:27 pm 

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that was sooo fucking hot..

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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:29 pm 

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Smooth move, L. Ron. Even I figured out to post pix!


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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:31 pm 
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Please keep your AIDS out of our fair city Image


Suck it bolt!

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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:32 pm 
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Yeah, even my retarded self did, too.

It's easy, Ron. Use the [ ] and just put [img]and%20then[/img] between the URL pic link. Simpler than even on sr.com


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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:33 pm 

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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:51 pm 
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I had a dream about Donald last night.

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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:54 pm 
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Best Obelisk thread yet. This place is starting to feel like home.

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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:05 pm 
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craiglist that shit up



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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:12 pm 
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here you go, found one for you

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cas/2082207947.html

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 Post subject: Re: I just checked into the Trump Soho...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:53 pm 
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i eagerly await the news that bolt has been arrested in women's lingerie, the bra stuffed with shamwows, and wearing "high heels" made out of crudely fastened on slapchops. freshly battered and bruised from a long night with kathy griffin, of course

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